NORTH YORKSHIRE
DAY #4
'Lord Stones Cafe'
(High Above Carlton-in-Cleveland)
'Yarm'
&
'Teeside Park'
Day #4 in North Yorkshire & Cleveland started somewhat differently than the other days in as much as a change in the weather - from the violent thunderstorms that radiated around the NE yesterday cooling the overheated weather pattern that had hung tight to the British Isles, we awoke to a cooler start with a freshness in the air and evidence of night rain still showing on the open window of Room 203 at the Bluebell.
After spinning through endless photos that I'd taken the day before and editing them to an up-loadable size I managed to get them and the blog up around 8.30am after rising at some ungodly hour knowing we had a daily schedule to complete with Carol's family.
‘The Lord Stones Café’
(Near Carlton-in-Cleveland)
Today was going to be with Carol's brother John, and we had arranged since arriving, to call in at a very unusual, very special and very hidden little cafe/restaurant known as the Lord Stones Café, which is apt considering its closeness to, what I'd call Heaven on the Moors.

Exterior View Lord Stones Cafe
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Set in a dip it is protected from the strong winds although not the rain, which usually is passing brief showers. Just a few metres away is a beautiful area of open grassland and walking routes with walks going off and deep into the Moors or for those with such incline rock climbing and paragliding and many other physical activities. Often the army will be seen training up here due to its remoteness.
Interestingly John, Carol's brother, had never yet visited Lord Stones Café and yet he and his family only live a few miles away (but it was a regular for Carol's mother and late father) - that's how hidden it the Lord Stones Café can appear to be - but I would hasten to add - should you visit on a weekend in summer get there early as possible as it fills very quickly with locals and visitors, walkers - hikers - bikers and the a-likers - it is built out of the living local rock and sits on the edge of the escarpment where the North Yorkshire Moors fall in a rapid descent to meet the sea some distance away.

John W. Simpson & Staff Member owner Lord Stones Cafe
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
The owner is John W. Simpson who has been there for many years and who's age defies his looks, although I never quite managed to get John to divulge - just to say that he looks good and the daily working in such a remote location, I suspect, keeps him very fit.
The food is typical of Yorkshire hospitality - good, an amount to fill the biggest appetite, nicely prepared and served - Yorkshire people expect and they get and with a returnable reputation that has been built with those that have once tried often return it is easy to understand.

Interior Lord Stones Cafe
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
I am amazed at how John and his lovely ladies manage to keep the place so clean in such a tough environment. We arrived in heavy storm-like conditions and John was at the door welcoming us in while sweeping out the intruding water.

Interior Lord Stones Cafe
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
The inside of the Lord Stones Café is very much like entering a normal room but it is a room, as previously mentioned, carved from living rock, which may have been a cave further excavated to make the café with what appears to be stalactites coming down from the ceiling and fossils all around.
There are daily papers supplied to read and to my regret I forgot to take my free Motorcycle magazines I was going to take home for my friend Karl an avid motorcyclist of many years.

John W. Simpson owner Lord Stones Cafe
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
After a great and hearty breakfast I spoke to John who was telling me the story and issues with, I believe, local government and Ordinance Survey and how through European control has, in effect, wiped the Lord Stones off the original maps... more of this as John is going to send down Blogs regarding this matter.
What John told me was astonishing, but, not out of the bounds of plausibility given the current state of UK politics and the amount of under-hand covert movements that are denied common knowledge hidden in secret handshakes and who knows-who! Watch this space - a story that will interest many of you.

View from Lord Stones Cafe Road
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
The Lord Stones Café is one not to miss and please say that you heard this on theInTouchRadio.net blogs.
‘Yarm’
The weather cleared very quickly and we left on our journey to Yarm briefly stopping to take some distant photos showing the view from Lord Stones Café.

Yarm High Street - North Yorkshire
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Winding our way down the steep narrow road back through Carlton-in-Cleveland, John guided us on a cross-country journey missing the main roads and taking us through some beautiful villages. I must add here that even the most isolated villages and roads are so neatly kept, clean with grass cut on the sides of roads - the rest of the UK could take note of this.
The road that runs into Yarm is not an easy road coming down hill where two roads merge – depending on the time of day it can take a while to get through.
Once in the long and wide high street of Yarm you will notice parking on both sides of the road with neatly laid out parking – usually near full – so keep a watchful eye out on both sides for a space.

Yarm High Street - Showing Parking Zones
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Once parked, Yarm like many of the North Yorkshire villages, operate on a free Disc Parking System whereby one must display the parking disc in the window with the arrival time and the usual permitted stay is 2 hours. This beats southern parking and we southerners could learn a lot with our over-charged wheel-clamped society that we have become.
In fact Yorkshire seems to have learned that when villages need business they need to be able to have free parking especially in these credit crunching times.

Yarm High Street Disc Parking
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Yarm is similar to Northallerton and Stokesley – where Northallerton has Barker’s and Betty’s Tea Rooms Yarm has The House with imposing steps leading up from the high street by the main crossing with The House more in league with fashion with its own café.

The House - Yarm High Street
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
There are the usual shops lining each side of the road covering normal town needs from supermarket to chemist and all in between including a good watch shop, which I ventured into as I had a request for one of the Omega catalogues.

Passageway leading to Viaduct Yarm
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
At the other end of Yarm is a bridge which carries the railway lines and while I stood by one of the many passageways I saw a long goods train that seemed to go on forever till finally the last wagon clattered overhead on, I believe, a viaduct system.
Running adjacent to the high street is the River Tees – just follow one of the passages down to the river and it’s possible to catch a boat trip or walk along the riverbank and see the amazing architecture of the bridges. The river, it appears, often floods, as there are floodgates on the houses to stop floodwater entering. The river here winds its way down through Middlesbrough becoming a major waterway for ships before it enters the North Sea.
There are several little cafés in Yarm, with a light rain starting we opted for one we’d visited before – there was a new addition – a huge wall mounted flat screen TV which was showing the Prince of Wales at the ceremony for 7/7 in London, the outside rain and the inside ceremony briefly optimizing the emotions and holding our attention to other realities.

Coffee at €lliots - Yarm High Street
Photo Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
‘Coffee at €lliots’ I would recommend even if you are seated to the side seats rather than the luxurious leather settee and side chairs, it is small and often full and the girls dress up with a brightness for the occasion, one with her ‘flowers in her hair…’ giving a South American feel or taking us back to the halcyon days of San Francisco.

Yarm Clock - Town Hall
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
The town hall, like other towns of this size, seem to sit square in the middle of the high street and usually have some exhibition on depending the time of the season.

Lewis & Cooper - Yarm High Street
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Lewis & Cooper is one shop not to miss, now re-located from a central position they have moved to the same side as ‘Coffee at €lliots’ further along. Here you can find an array of Yorkshire products through ranges of jams and honey and good-for-you snacks (try the Chile or Spiced Broad Beans) and do not miss their Christmas Puddings available year round (we should have purchased two – big mistake…).
‘Teeside Park’

Teeside Shopping Park
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
With time on our hands and Carol expressing that I would have liked to visit a T.K. Max if possible on our visit and knowing that it would have meant a choice of Middlesbrough town centre (could be difficult depending on time of day and busy’ness), Scarborough (miles away) or Teeside Park… there was no choice as Teeside Park was on the way home to John’s and it would only mean a brief detour over the river…

Teeside Park - Parking Cropped View
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
To say that driving into Teeside Park for the first time is easy is an under-statement. With roads merging and strangely shaped rising road bumps before traffic lights and so many lanes to get confused in I felt a slight (mmm) panic rising but with John’s help and dialogue from the back we found our way into a massive car park with all the major outlets running around the edge and I do mean massive, binoculars would have helped to see the retail outlets names on the other side…

TK Max - Teeside Park
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Straight into a disappointing and huge air-craft hanger named T.K. Max I had hoped to find something but to be honest it was a complete let down with oversized and undersized and basic crap – let’s say that Torquay in Devon had more products than this huge whale in Teeside Park! (Forgive me those that visit this establishment – better you go too Middlesbrough or Scarborough than here…).
John, by this time had sloped off to Curry’s looking for a home appliance and I opted to visit PC World knowing I had a Business account with them.

PC World - Teeside Park
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
I needed another large hard drive (sounds exotic doesn’t it…) but with large amounts of audio and video and photographic content that always has to be backed up (hence two of everything). I couldn’t believe the size of PC World – huge is an understatement, as all these outlets seemed to be huge. To stock these places must take enormous amounts of products – I was lost – dwarfed in a world of giants.

Interior - PC World - Teeside Park
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
I finally grabbed the closest member of staff and he led me to the PC World of Business and there I met a very friendly Debbi Oliver – who kindly checked out their stocks of 1 TB hard drives – unfortunately they could not price match my other Western Digital Studio’s, which I rely on – never mind I could have and now realize I should have opted for one of the other packages I was offered, I mean how much longer will be we using hard drives with the new breed of SSD’s coming in on a monthly basis (SSD – Solid State Drive – instant boot no waiting but hopelessly expensive in their post-pre new product development stage…).

Teeside Park - Parking (from centre of car park)
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
I now found myself out in the open world of space knowing I had to gain confidence and make a move to cross this great divide called a ‘car park’.

'Ello! Ello! Riot Squad...' Trainee Police Teeside Park
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Luckily for me it was open-day for the local police force who were out in numbers – in fact so many I thought I was going to be arrested, charged, locked away – Russia would have felt safer – except – these were all trainees out from Middlesbrough University – and a nicer bunch of recruits you could ever meet.
We chatted about their future – the current state and of course, once they knew I was from Glastonbury – our famous Glastonbury Festival and how some of their friends had been there not only as paying visitors but some had been there on, it seems, duty. The talk was of Bruce Springstein – Tom Jones – Status Quo – Spinal Tap – Neil Young – Crosby-Stills & Nash (where was Young!) – and for many a disappointing Blur… I too felt something was lacking but then I got into Park Life very quickly – time was a Blurrrrr…. (sorry for that).

Teeside Park Patiently Waiting Visitors...
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
I made it half way when the phone rang – it was Carol – “where are you” – response – “looking straight at you …” the family had re-grouped outside of Maplins.

Maplins - Teeside Park
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Trying to hold a techno like me from Maplins is like trying to take an ice-cream from a cone without the 99 chocolate flake…
I needed an express card to go into the MacBookPro so that I could either expand the USB 2 slots or add further Firewire or even a Sata inputs – they could not guarantee that theirexpress card would work with Mac OS X only a PC!
Come on Maplin get your act together the world is not only PC with the merging of personal computer identity and Intel – all things should now work with all things – ah ho...
And there in a corner of Maplin’s was John, trapped in the world of window shopping, he was eyeing up a huge Big Remote for Carol’s mum and asking me to photograph it – he seemed to think her eye sight was failing – I obeyed but could not bring myself to suggest this as I know I would be in serious trouble had I mentioned it – I kept quiet but had the picture ‘in-camera’ so to speak… lol.

Said - Remote Control for the Hard of Hearing! Oops!
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Teeside Park – I don’t know how to summarize it to be honest – I’m sure there’s something there for everyone but I would rather visit some city centre than attempt to go there alone and getting out was just as fraught.
It is evident that Middlesbrough have gone to extraordinary lengths to build this out-of-town complex and it truly is massive - had it a central green it could be seen to be something from Greek or Egyptian history with its classical lines - it was late in the day and there were a number of cars and people but somehow it left me feeling as though this was empty - I guess Saturday or Sunday would be a very different matter.

Footpath - Teeside Park
Photo - Michael Dixon ©2009 ITR-UK
Still I'm left with my memories of our last visit to Middlesbrough Town Centre with all the new architecture blended with the old - somehow a visit there would leave me somewhat more fulfilled.
After dropping John at home we had one more visit - a late cup of coffee and a couple of purchases at the Stokesley Garden Centre 'Strikes' (see previous blogs) - day over and preparation to pack our things back at Room 203 in Bluebell Hotel...
End of Day #4 - a late decision to stay another day gives another smaller blog to follow.
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